DON'T IGNORE ME.

   Honestly I have to side with the men on all relationship virtues, they always win. No matter what their argument or what they did wrong, THEY WILL ALMOST ALWAYS WIN. Mostly because they're men, but also because the bitches they date are... well bitches. They may be your best friend but the SECOND that their boyfriend does something wrong it's like an atom bomb. OH NOOOO YOUR BOYFRIEND CHEEATED ON YOUU?!? HOLY FLYING FUCK STOP THE PRESSES. It's called life, if a guy doesn't like you then he's going to cheat on you. Why he doesn't just break up with you? Well if it was my guess I'd say it was because he's scared that you'll overreact; and I can't blame him. about 99.9999% of the girls I know that have been in relationships throw a fit when it's over, so why not go out with a bang fellas? Cheating is old fashioned.

IDEA
Propose to her!
Chance of...
WIN: In school 98%
FAIL: In school 2%
WIN: Out of school 60%
FAIL: Out of school 30%
Every girl knows that a marriage will end badly if you're in high school or if you don't know the man well enough; so propose! I'm talking full out too, all you need is a ring case and your mom's old ring; you could probably even steal a plastic ring, chances are she'll be so blown away by the sheer fact that you're asking her to marry you that she won't even notice the plastic. Now if you're in school there's barely a chance that she'll actually accept the proposal, if that happens then you have to go to the ABORT mission and say something along the lines of 'just kidding'. Be creative though! You could even fake a disease. If you're out of school, make sure you're proposal is crappy and not in public; make it as uncreative and boringly cliche as possible and if all else fails... uh... just go with the ABORT mission stated above. If you don't want to go through with all of that, start blabbing on and on about how you're looking for a serious relationship and how you want kids and how you're telling your family all about what you expect in it; eventually she'll start getting the creeps.
PS: Idea if you're in high school -- talk about what college you're going to go to together; don't ask it's just weird.

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