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A change in perspective

So, the other day I was thinking about some like MIND blowing things and one of them really got my interest. Have you ever wondered what the world looks like to other people? I don't mean this in a symbolic way, I mean literally do you think other people see other things? When it comes to the concept of sight, what everyone see is their own reality; maybe if you viewed the world through the eyes of someone else, it would seem more like a dream. Now of course there are colorblind people who only see specific things or people who are just plain blind and don't see anything at all, but what about people what have normal 20/20 vision? I think that when it comes to colors, everything is pretty similar; you can point to something and say 'this is blue right?' and people will agree with you (although maybe they see a different shade).

The thing that I was really tripping about, however, was people's appearance. What do we look like to other people and what do other people look like to us? My personal opinion is that everyone looks different depending on the viewer. I mean it's impossible to vividly describe what a person looks like so you would never be able to tell unless you could actually LOOK through someone's eyes. I suppose it'd be the same with pictures and drawings as well, it all depends on how you look at things.

It's pretty weird to think about but, in a way, it's actually a bit comforting. If someone calls you ugly than maybe that's the way they see you, maybe you look like the most beautiful thing on the face of the earth to someone else. In some ways, i guess it has to do with how you VIEW the person. If they're mean then you might see them as ugly, if they're nice you'll see them as pretty. It all depends on your perspective of the matter.

By the way I have 'All the Ducks Are Swimming in the Water' cemented firmly in my head and IT WON'T LEAVE.
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DON'T IGNORE ME.

   Honestly I have to side with the men on all relationship virtues, they always win. No matter what their argument or what they did wrong, THEY WILL ALMOST ALWAYS WIN. Mostly because they're men, but also because the bitches they date are... well bitches. They may be your best friend but the SECOND that their boyfriend does something wrong it's like an atom bomb. OH NOOOO YOUR BOYFRIEND CHEEATED ON YOUU?!? HOLY FLYING FUCK STOP THE PRESSES. It's called life, if a guy doesn't like you then he's going to cheat on you. Why he doesn't just break up with you? Well if it was my guess I'd say it was because he's scared that you'll overreact; and I can't blame him. about 99.9999% of the girls I know that have been in relationships throw a fit when it's over, so why not go out with a bang fellas? Cheating is old fashioned.

IDEA
Propose to her!
Chance of...
WIN: In school 98%
FAIL: In school 2%
WIN: Out of school 60%
FAIL: Out of school 30%
Every girl knows that a marriage will end badly if you're in high school or if you don't know the man well enough; so propose! I'm talking full out too, all you need is a ring case and your mom's old ring; you could probably even steal a plastic ring, chances are she'll be so blown away by the sheer fact that you're asking her to marry you that she won't even notice the plastic. Now if you're in school there's barely a chance that she'll actually accept the proposal, if that happens then you have to go to the ABORT mission and say something along the lines of 'just kidding'. Be creative though! You could even fake a disease. If you're out of school, make sure you're proposal is crappy and not in public; make it as uncreative and boringly cliche as possible and if all else fails... uh... just go with the ABORT mission stated above. If you don't want to go through with all of that, start blabbing on and on about how you're looking for a serious relationship and how you want kids and how you're telling your family all about what you expect in it; eventually she'll start getting the creeps.
PS: Idea if you're in high school -- talk about what college you're going to go to together; don't ask it's just weird. Read More!